Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.
*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing
- Step 1: go to google translate
- Step 2: type in "Beilschmidt"
- Step 3: translate it into italian
- Step 4: listen to the pronunciation
- Step 5: have fun
- dude: i`ll be right back
- me: ok i`ll be center forward
there are 7 billion people on the planet and you only interact with like a fraction of a fracton of them in your lifetime. imagine how many incredible friendships or relationships you could have but you’ll never meet or get to know those people
Hello there my beautiful and crazy baby 😊😘
I love you dude ❤️
I say that I “hate people” but really I’m just too lazy to say “My social anxiety makes me feel extremely uncomfortable and awkward around other people therefore I find it difficult to socialize with them.”
I say that I “hate life”, but really, I’m just too lazy to say “The challenges that I am currently facing, combined with my fears about the future are bringing me down, therefore I find it difficult to motivate myself.”
As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.